1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,100 Naughty America. 2 00:00:02,160 --> 00:00:05,620 Nobody, nobody, nobody does it better. 3 00:00:12,020 --> 00:00:15,520 Oh, I'm so glad you're here to help me. 4 00:00:16,040 --> 00:00:20,900 When Sam told me you were a business major, well, he knows I need help with 5 00:00:20,900 --> 00:00:25,040 taxes. He even bought me a taxes for dummies book for Wednesday this year. 6 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:28,880 That's a terrible gift to give to your mom. Right? I'm sure you wouldn't give 7 00:00:28,880 --> 00:00:30,040 your mom such a rotten gift. 8 00:00:30,560 --> 00:00:33,300 Yeah, no. If I give her a gift like that, I give spanking. 9 00:00:33,520 --> 00:00:34,600 Ooh, wouldn't want that. 10 00:00:35,900 --> 00:00:37,560 Yeah, she spanks hard. 11 00:00:40,000 --> 00:00:43,300 Were you a bad boy growing up? Get a lot of spankings, did you? 12 00:00:44,020 --> 00:00:45,400 I mean, a few. 13 00:00:45,820 --> 00:00:48,860 What about Sam? He claims that he was the perfect child. 14 00:00:49,540 --> 00:00:50,800 Not by a long shot. 15 00:00:51,460 --> 00:00:52,660 Yeah, I thought so. 16 00:00:54,350 --> 00:00:55,710 How do you understand these forms? 17 00:00:56,110 --> 00:00:57,210 They're so confusing. 18 00:00:58,130 --> 00:01:01,750 I used to think I was fairly intelligent until I tried doing my own taxes. 19 00:01:02,970 --> 00:01:06,610 I mean, it could be confusing. 20 00:01:07,730 --> 00:01:09,630 Most people have trouble with these forms. 21 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:13,270 That's why they pay people like me to do it for them. 22 00:01:16,030 --> 00:01:17,930 I'm happy to pay for your services. 23 00:01:19,430 --> 00:01:21,110 I wasn't suggesting... 24 00:01:21,920 --> 00:01:25,140 You're Sam's mom. Honestly, I'm glad to help. 25 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:29,500 Oh, come on. You deserve some sort of compensation for this grueling task. 26 00:01:30,200 --> 00:01:31,560 I'm sure I can make up something. 27 00:01:32,820 --> 00:01:36,000 Um, it's honestly not necessary. 28 00:01:36,580 --> 00:01:38,960 Oh, come on. You're saving me. 29 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:40,840 I'd be lost without you. 30 00:01:41,440 --> 00:01:43,060 My knight in shining armor. 31 00:01:43,840 --> 00:01:49,060 Um, I'm no knight. Uh, do you have your receipts? 32 00:01:49,280 --> 00:01:50,280 Uh, yeah. 33 00:02:02,540 --> 00:02:05,580 Here they are. I tried to keep them all together. 34 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:06,899 Oh, sweet. 35 00:02:06,900 --> 00:02:07,900 Cool. 36 00:02:11,760 --> 00:02:15,420 So, do you think I'll get a refund? 37 00:02:17,240 --> 00:02:20,200 I honestly can't say yet. 38 00:02:20,700 --> 00:02:22,280 I'll have to just wait until I'm finished. 39 00:02:22,620 --> 00:02:23,620 I sure hope so. 40 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:28,000 I could use a little extra cash, but... So could everyone, right? 41 00:02:29,740 --> 00:02:31,260 Yeah, I think we all could. 42 00:02:32,880 --> 00:02:35,920 I'd really hate for you to do all this for me without getting something in 43 00:02:35,920 --> 00:02:36,920 return. 44 00:02:37,140 --> 00:02:43,880 Um, I, um, like I said, that's not necessary. No compensation needed. 45 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:50,220 Maybe it's not necessary, but it would really make me feel better if I gave you 46 00:02:50,220 --> 00:02:52,380 something for all your time and trouble. 47 00:02:54,760 --> 00:02:59,000 Um, I don't think that we should be doing... Doing what? 48 00:02:59,260 --> 00:03:00,500 You're doing my taxes. 49 00:03:01,340 --> 00:03:02,720 And I'm compensating you. 50 00:03:03,480 --> 00:03:08,400 I don't know. 51 00:03:09,120 --> 00:03:15,000 I don't know about... You're Sam's mom. 52 00:03:16,500 --> 00:03:17,540 I don't feel right. 53 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:19,100 It doesn't feel right? 54 00:03:19,300 --> 00:03:20,300 Is that good? 55 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:28,180 I mean, yeah, it feels good, but... No, but... If it's accepted and feels right, 56 00:03:28,400 --> 00:03:29,400 then go. 57 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,240 And Sam? 58 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:36,940 Sam doesn't have to know how I paid for your services. 59 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:43,700 I mean, 60 00:03:47,420 --> 00:03:52,140 you don't find it kind of weird that, I mean, you're always sitting here and 61 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:53,220 hanging out with Sam? 62 00:03:54,280 --> 00:03:55,980 Are you saying you haven't thought about that? 63 00:03:57,380 --> 00:03:58,940 Yeah, but... 64 00:03:59,340 --> 00:04:02,480 I never really thought that it would happen. 65 00:04:03,480 --> 00:04:05,780 I've been thinking about this for a long time. 66 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,920 You've thought about this before? 67 00:04:08,160 --> 00:04:09,160 I have. 68 00:04:10,360 --> 00:04:11,940 Nothing's better than I imagined. 69 00:04:12,540 --> 00:04:13,600 Oh my god. 70 00:04:15,060 --> 00:04:17,300 I actually thought that this was happening. 71 00:04:17,600 --> 00:04:19,440 I'm so glad you know how to do taxes. 72 00:04:28,910 --> 00:04:29,910 about this, okay? No. 73 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:37,070 We will definitely not give our friend a name. Oh, Kiko's bragging to your 74 00:04:37,070 --> 00:04:38,069 friends now. 75 00:04:38,070 --> 00:04:39,770 I will join the party. Okay. 76 00:05:18,930 --> 00:05:21,830 Can I see them? 77 00:05:22,190 --> 00:05:25,310 Yeah. Fuck. 78 00:05:32,930 --> 00:05:35,250 They're so fucking perfect. 79 00:05:36,730 --> 00:05:37,990 Yeah. 80 00:06:04,490 --> 00:06:05,490 Thank you for your help. 81 00:06:07,010 --> 00:06:09,430 Anything for you. 82 00:06:10,730 --> 00:06:12,730 I'm just glad I could help you out. 83 00:06:13,210 --> 00:06:15,830 I'm sure I can find more things you can help me with. 84 00:06:17,310 --> 00:06:18,610 Anything you need. 85 00:06:23,910 --> 00:06:29,250 I mean, you really didn't need to do this, but I'm gonna complain to you. 86 00:06:50,210 --> 00:06:52,290 Uh -huh. 87 00:07:59,750 --> 00:08:02,550 mm -hmm 88 00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:08,789 Uh huh. 89 00:08:08,790 --> 00:08:09,790 Uh huh. 90 00:08:37,740 --> 00:08:38,740 Oh. 91 00:09:10,670 --> 00:09:14,070 I would have helped you off your taxes years ago if I knew this would happen. 92 00:09:15,350 --> 00:09:20,730 We really need taxes. 93 00:09:56,420 --> 00:09:58,580 I always knew it was going to be big. 94 00:10:15,760 --> 00:10:17,000 Thank you. 95 00:10:45,640 --> 00:10:46,640 Wow. 96 00:11:38,800 --> 00:11:39,800 Which one is for you? 97 00:11:41,580 --> 00:11:42,580 Yeah. 98 00:11:43,200 --> 00:11:44,780 Let's see what else mom can do. 99 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:52,720 Oh my 100 00:11:52,720 --> 00:11:59,160 god. 101 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:05,000 I mean, I've seen you in a bikini before but never this close. 102 00:12:16,170 --> 00:12:19,410 Do you ever think Sam's mom and you would be here like this? 103 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:55,760 Oh. 104 00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:39,350 Amen. 105 00:24:06,260 --> 00:24:07,760 Yeah. Uh -huh. 106 00:41:24,360 --> 00:41:25,900 Get dressed and finish it. Thanks. 107 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:34,240 Naughty America. 108 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:36,680 Nobody. Nobody. 109 00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:38,500 Nobody. Does it better.